Step One: Read the stories.
Step Two: Create a user account for comment and voting access.
Step Three: Vote for your favourite. Repeatedly. You can vote once every hour.
Step Four: Sound off in the comments.
Step Five: Blog, tweet, tell all your friends – help your favourite author win! #bpdeathmatch
Step Six: Repeat until Deathmatch Champion is crowned winner!
Ok. I am sending you a fresh bun and expect karmic rewards. (I secretly believe your story was written by Margaret Atwood and was placed as a test – the thirteenth labour of Hercules, in prose.) I flinched my way through it again and like PD (who kinda sounds like he thinks he is the BMOC) wrote, it’s got something.
Now I am going to the Jacuzzi to unclench various regions.
Seive de! – M&A