Martyn and Craig are neck and neck. No, actually. There are rumours of a Deathmatch make-out session happening on ckcufm.com — tonight! Will the hate (and love) spill over to the radio waves? Will Martyn accept the challenge?! Okay, so we’ve got necking and e-violence AND the contest is super close. So close that family members are coming out of the woodwork to defend these two stories, and nobody trolls better than a whisky-fevered aunt with an honours degree. Martyn’s camp is all politeness, for now. But how far can Canuck politeness tolerate the Yankee horde? Who will win out? Will it be Craig’s overhand right, or Martyn’s time-tested straight jab? Stay tuned for more gore.